Some heartfelt concluding remarks life, liberty and the pursuit of Patrick

This is not the end, but simply the beginning of our year reunited in the great state of Arizona. This will be the First Annual Born To Be Alive FUNANZZA*, in which we reflect upon how our lives apart have brought us closer together.

*Funanzza is in the process of being confirmed as a real live word by Urban Dictionary.

**Erica is the inventor of funanzza, but everyone can enjoy it unless Erica personally bans you.

***Ineligible people include: Evan Bejar and Jan Brewer. They can attend a booonanzza instead 2together.

Here are some small ways in which our journeys have enriched our friendship:

1. Brynna met a French-woman who enlightened her on proper crepe-making technique, thereby allowing us to have a crepe party and give birth to the funanzza.

2. Erica met a fan of the long lost television program ALIAS and became addicted. Addiction is spreading and could contribute to an epidemic of funanzza.

3. Wylie ate blood. He's now a vampire. We don't know where he is. Probably infecting Deborah with vampire venom.

4. Heidi came back as a born-again missionary for Obama. He is the messiah and will cure the world of all its ills, even if he wasn't born in America.

5. Patrick followed us around the globe. We deciphered his message to us and discovered that he was on a mission to stalk Brynna. He was jammin' a German high school party, skiing on a glacier in the Alps, and rendezvous-in' in multiple locations.

In conclusion, we all had excellent adventures that somehow brought us back to each other, because we all live in Tempe (at least for a while).

THE END.

...Or is it?