Sunday, December 28, 2008

In defense of his facial moles...


Despite the absolute gloriousness of Patrick's constantly swiveling hips, I hope you all vote for his facial moles. I mean, check out those bad boys!
Also, I think it is imperative that Patrick be added to Wikipedia's "Famous People with Moles" list (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mole_(anatomy)#Famous_People_with_Moles). I'm sorry, but Enrique Iglesias and Cindy Crawford? Please. Patrick Hernandez is the superstar of all superstars. And that is one fact we can all agree on!

Monday, December 22, 2008

Vote!

As I was checking up on the Patrick poll today I realized that there are only 160 more days to vote for your favorite Patrick attribute. I'm hoping to convince any undecided voters to cast their ballot for his swiveling hips. If you doubt this choice, please check out any video of Patrick on Youtube - you won't be disapointed with your decision.

Happy Holidays to all!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Thinking

Without further ado I have decided (and by decided, I mean Heidi has persuaded me) to post my very first post on Born to Be Alive. Even though I feel my writing abilities are far inferior to certain other contributors to this blog, I feel it’s necessary to contribute something, if for Patrick, if nothing else.
In exactly 38 days I will be departing Reno and leaving the country for the second time ever (the first being an awful trip across the border into the great city of Tijuana). If I survive my flight to Prague, I am excited to be greeted by a the characteristically non-hugging , frowning Czechs. Although I have never been big into hugging myself, I wonder whether I will miss the awkwardness of feeling obligated to give hugs to people I don’t particularly like when put into an environment where it doesn’t exist.
My recent attempts to become familiar with the Czech culture have brought to the novel I Served the King of England. If anyone else is considering future reading material – I don’t recommend this satire. Not only did I not become acquainted with the culture, I was forced into the mind of an annoying little Czech waiter who marries a German gym teacher during WW2 as his countrymen are being ruthlessly murdered and then abandons his mentally disabled child after his gym teacher wife is decapitated in a bombing.
I have two goals for my time studying abroad at the oldest university in Europe. 1. *There are two regions of the Czech Republic Moravia and Bohemia. Apparently in Bohemia they drink beer and in Moravia they drink wine.* Therefore my goal is to drink wine in Bohemia and drink beer in Moravia.
Goal #2: Visit Mendel’s Pea Garden. You have got to love good old Gregor Mendel and what he did for the field of genetics. Although I don’t particularly enjoy peas or Punnett Squares, I have always had a thing for dead German monks-scientists.
Alrighty, I hope this answers some questions that everyone had, but was too afraid to ask.